Friday, January 15, 2010

Revenge.

Husband: Did you turn the fan on?

Katie: No.

H: .... Um, are you going to turn it on?

K: NO. I'm exhausted. Go to sleep.

H: But I need the fan on!

K: THEN TURN IT ON!

H: Okay. But ... you're closer to the switch.

K: GOOD NIGHT.

H: (Sighs loudly, gets up to turn on fan, comes back to bed.)

H: Wait. Where are my pillows?

K: What pillows? Go to sleep.

H: Oh my gosh. You stole my pillows.

K: No I didn't. You're dreaming.

H: Unbelievable.

K: ...

H: UNBELIEVABLE.

K: Unbelievable, yes. Also, BRILLIANT.

H: Give me my pillows back.

K: Um, no. And you can't use physical force, because I am with child.

H: COME ON. GIVE ME MY PILLOWS.

K: What? That's annoying? It's annoying when someone takes your pillows when all you want to do is go to sleep? Really??

H: Give me my pillows. I'm tired.

K: Oh, suddenly you're tired? Really? Are you sure you're tired? I think I want to talk! Let's talk! La la la la la--

H:--FINE. You win.

K: What's that?

H: YOU WIN.

K: Thank you. Here are your pillows. Good night, honey!

H: Geez. Good night.

9 comments:

  1. Katie, I'm sure you two are very happy, but I don't miss marriage. :)

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  2. Damn. That was mean. Delete if you'd like. :)

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  3. Well, I was going to leave a comment but was laughing at the first two comments and forgot what I was going to say. Here's to marriage: the good parts, the aggravating parts, the hilarious and even the bad. Life definitely wouldn't be as good (for me) without it.

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  4. Ah, there you are. I've wondered!

    I won't delete it. It made me laugh, too.

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  5. Okay, good. I told Sarah about my comment, and she said that was mean, and I would make you cry, which would make your unborn baby cry, and so I was basically the worst person in the entire world.

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  6. No, it didn't make me cry! I love you, and Sarah, and my marriage. Nothing to cry about here.

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  7. I just stumbled upon your blog and love this. My husband and I have a very similar conversation every night when we go to bed - turn on the fan! turn off the lights! haha

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  8. Love the posts and loved the comments. Your site is a TREAT!
    :-)
    Jen

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  9. I just happened upon your blog, but this reminds me of a conversation me and my husband would have... hilarious! Looking forward to reading more =)

    Lily

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