H: .... Um, are you going to turn it on?
K: NO. I'm exhausted. Go to sleep.
H: But I need the fan on!
K: THEN TURN IT ON!
H: Okay. But ... you're closer to the switch.
K: GOOD NIGHT.
H: (Sighs loudly, gets up to turn on fan, comes back to bed.)
H: Wait. Where are my pillows?
K: What pillows? Go to sleep.
H: Oh my gosh. You stole my pillows.
K: No I didn't. You're dreaming.
K: Unbelievable, yes. Also, BRILLIANT.
H: Give me my pillows back.
K: Um, no. And you can't use physical force, because I am with child.
H: COME ON. GIVE ME MY PILLOWS.
K: What? That's annoying? It's annoying when someone takes your pillows when all you want to do is go to sleep? Really??
H: Give me my pillows. I'm tired.
K: Oh, suddenly you're tired? Really? Are you sure you're tired? I think I want to talk! Let's talk! La la la la la--
H:--FINE. You win.
K: What's that?
H: YOU WIN.
K: Thank you. Here are your pillows. Good night, honey!
H: Geez. Good night.