Who? Me?

HEY BLOGGER! YOUR POSTS ARE LAME!

I know, I KNOW, the blog has taken a back seat in my life. I mean, life is still tumbling forward and I'm still standing in front of it, arms spread out, shouting for it to stop, but it's still ignoring me, collecting me as it snowballs and taking me along for the ride as it bumps and jostles along.

I had my nails shellacked for the first time.

I bought a hutch from a friend (LOVE) for the formal dining room.

I've tried to explain death and heaven to a three year old.

I now own teal pants.

I'm grappling with teaching my children how to act based on love, not on outward behavior alone.

I'm watching Pride and Prejudice for the first time.

I have had smoothies for lunch twice.

I am nervous for Lydia's six month appointment, hoping she's gained more weight.

I am unsatisfied with my eyebrows.

I am pathetically dependent on diapers.com and want to hug and kiss it and cradle it and say sweet things to it.

I went to yoga for the first time since college.

I finally had my hair blonded again.

I am getting better at sending my husband lots of flirty and inappropriate texts while he's at work.

I saw my three year old comforting his sister when she tripped and fell.

I counted another wrinkle.

I started a new book.

I went to church with the price tag from my shirt still dangling down my back.

I soaked in Epsom salt for the first time.

I helped with VBS.

It's hot. So hot. Hotter than inappropriate texts to my husband.

Ha ha. :)

Have a lovely day, friends.