A guy is sitting there with his wife/girlfriend/sister/etc. who is pregnant.
He gestures towards my stomach and chuckles.
Guy: "Looks like you've been stung by a bee, too!"
My mind clicks down the list of possible responses to his attempt at humor:
1) Give a courteous smile and continue walking. Quickly.
2) Freak him out by crying and running for the door. He just called me fat, right?
3) Give a clever response.
Me, putting my hands on my burgeoning stomach:
"Yes, sir! And it must have been a BIG BEE!"
You roll with the punches, right?
Have a lovely day.