Revenge.

Husband: Did you turn the fan on?

Katie: No.

H: .... Um, are you going to turn it on?

K: NO. I'm exhausted. Go to sleep.

H: But I need the fan on!

K: THEN TURN IT ON!

H: Okay. But ... you're closer to the switch.

K: GOOD NIGHT.

H: (Sighs loudly, gets up to turn on fan, comes back to bed.)

H: Wait. Where are my pillows?

K: What pillows? Go to sleep.

H: Oh my gosh. You stole my pillows.

K: No I didn't. You're dreaming.

H: Unbelievable.

K: ...

H: UNBELIEVABLE.

K: Unbelievable, yes. Also, BRILLIANT.

H: Give me my pillows back.

K: Um, no. And you can't use physical force, because I am with child.

H: COME ON. GIVE ME MY PILLOWS.

K: What? That's annoying? It's annoying when someone takes your pillows when all you want to do is go to sleep? Really??

H: Give me my pillows. I'm tired.

K: Oh, suddenly you're tired? Really? Are you sure you're tired? I think I want to talk! Let's talk! La la la la la--

H:--FINE. You win.

K: What's that?

H: YOU WIN.

K: Thank you. Here are your pillows. Good night, honey!

H: Geez. Good night.